the wheelbarrow - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

strongbadia · 08-10-2003, 08:24 AM

two guys down on luck go to a shitty looking bar for some drinks. they decide they are going to get as fucked up as possible. after getting pretty drunk, the bartender looks at both of them and says " whatever you do, don't fall asleep in my bar, because if you do the man with the wheelbarrow will come get you and rape you." they look at each other and decide to keep drinking. a while later they end up falling asleep. one of the guys wakes up, he's in a wheelbarrow! "HEY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING ME?!" he yells to the guy driving the wheel barrow. the guy responds "TAKING YOU? NO NO NO, I'M BRINGING YOU BACK"

Regziever · 08-10-2003, 01:00 PM

Hehehehe... poor man.. I really feel for him. Good joke though!

ARTelevision · 08-10-2003, 01:07 PM

they were warned...

ssander9 · 08-10-2003, 02:46 PM

not bad, thanks for posting

egorey · 08-10-2003, 07:57 PM

pretty good.. thanks.

bla · 08-11-2003, 12:11 PM

Good joke!

^dude · 08-11-2003, 12:24 PM

hah, cracked me up.

Stare At The Sun · 08-12-2003, 11:29 PM

Very good joke infact

bravo49 · 08-13-2003, 01:30 AM

Not sure about that one

iktoweya · 08-13-2003, 05:05 AM

Keg-o-Grog · 08-18-2003, 01:24 PM

poor lads

08-10-2003, 08:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
strongbadia Upright	the wheelbarrow two guys down on luck go to a shitty looking bar for some drinks. they decide they are going to get as fucked up as possible. after getting pretty drunk, the bartender looks at both of them and says " whatever you do, don't fall asleep in my bar, because if you do the man with the wheelbarrow will come get you and rape you." they look at each other and decide to keep drinking. a while later they end up falling asleep. one of the guys wakes up, he's in a wheelbarrow! "HEY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING ME?!" he yells to the guy driving the wheel barrow. the guy responds "TAKING YOU? NO NO NO, I'M BRINGING YOU BACK"

08-10-2003, 01:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehehe... poor man.. I really feel for him. Good joke though! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-10-2003, 01:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
ARTelevision I change Location: USA	they were warned... __________________ create evolution

08-10-2003, 02:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	not bad, thanks for posting __________________ I never said you had to.

08-11-2003, 12:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
bla Upright	Good joke! __________________ [roses are red, violets are blue, I am schizophrenic and so am I]

08-10-2003, 07:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	pretty good.. thanks.

08-11-2003, 12:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
^dude Insane	hah, cracked me up.

08-12-2003, 11:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Very good joke infact

08-13-2003, 01:30 AM	#9 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Not sure about that one

08-13-2003, 05:05 AM	#10 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	heh __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-18-2003, 01:24 PM	#11 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	poor lads __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.