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strongbadia · 08-10-2003, 08:24 AM

two guys down on luck go to a shitty looking bar for some drinks. they decide they are going to get as fucked up as possible. after getting pretty drunk, the bartender looks at both of them and says " whatever you do, don't fall asleep in my bar, because if you do the man with the wheelbarrow will come get you and rape you." they look at each other and decide to keep drinking. a while later they end up falling asleep. one of the guys wakes up, he's in a wheelbarrow! "HEY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING ME?!" he yells to the guy driving the wheel barrow. the guy responds "TAKING YOU? NO NO NO, I'M BRINGING YOU BACK"

08-10-2003, 08:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
strongbadia Upright	the wheelbarrow two guys down on luck go to a shitty looking bar for some drinks. they decide they are going to get as fucked up as possible. after getting pretty drunk, the bartender looks at both of them and says " whatever you do, don't fall asleep in my bar, because if you do the man with the wheelbarrow will come get you and rape you." they look at each other and decide to keep drinking. a while later they end up falling asleep. one of the guys wakes up, he's in a wheelbarrow! "HEY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING ME?!" he yells to the guy driving the wheel barrow. the guy responds "TAKING YOU? NO NO NO, I'M BRINGING YOU BACK"