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Old 09-28-2003, 01:55 AM   #41 (permalink)
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hahaha, i peed a little.
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Old 05-26-2004, 04:10 PM   #42 (permalink)
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best joke ever.
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Old 05-26-2004, 05:15 PM   #43 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 05-26-2004, 09:46 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Heh, one of my all time favourites.

I have this one tacked up on my wall. First time I read it, just about pissed my pants, I was laughing so hard. Was even better that night, when I read it to a bunch of friends.
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Old 05-27-2004, 07:50 AM   #45 (permalink)
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I'm laughing just thinking about how many times this has been me
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Old 05-31-2004, 01:21 PM   #46 (permalink)
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good joke, but wrap the pill in cheese and most cats'll eat it right up
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Old 06-01-2004, 03:56 AM   #47 (permalink)
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most excellent, that's a damn good one!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-01-2004, 10:31 AM   #48 (permalink)
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This is one of the funnier things I have seen in a good while...
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Old 06-05-2004, 03:21 PM   #49 (permalink)
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I have a cat.

It cant be done!
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Old 06-05-2004, 10:43 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Originally posted by prb
Reminds me of a Mark Twain story: Guy in a bar bets two others that only he can get a cat to eat mustard. The bet is accepted. First guy mixes mustard with milk. Cat sniffs the milk and turns up his nose. Second guy mixes mustard with sardines. Again the cat turns up his nose and refuses the offering. The guy who made the challenge says " It's really quite easy" and slaps a dab of mustard on the cat's asshole. The cat can't lick it off fast enough.

hahahahahha
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