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GT3_GOD · 08-06-2003, 10:11 PM

One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before. But today, by chance a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop and said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant both of you three wishes. Bear, you can go first." The bear thought for a moment, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, apart from me, to be female." For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that. It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well." The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and roared the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for such idiotic items, because after all, he could have asked for money and bought the bike. For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, apart from me, were female." The rabbit grinned, roared the engine, and said,
"I wish that the bear was gay."

BrinlyNoya · 08-06-2003, 10:40 PM

hahaha, that is an awesome one!!! I heard it a bit different..
but I like this version too!

Regziever · 08-06-2003, 11:49 PM

ROTFLMAO!!! Man.. That was a good one!!

fizzledorf · 08-07-2003, 06:31 AM

sucks to be that poor bear!

absorbentishe · 08-07-2003, 08:38 AM

Good one, didn't see it coming though.

soopadoopa · 08-07-2003, 02:30 PM

Hehe THAT was good my friend. Well done.

bishopwill · 08-07-2003, 03:02 PM

hahaa

gnort · 08-07-2003, 08:46 PM

Couldnt see that coming...Greatness!

BurntToast · 08-07-2003, 09:00 PM

lmao Nice one

b1naryb0r1s · 08-07-2003, 09:46 PM

now that would suck big time.

iktoweya · 08-07-2003, 10:03 PM

lol that was fantastic

tfpfreak · 08-08-2003, 08:00 AM

ohh ouch! thanks

08-06-2003, 10:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
GT3_GOD Upright Location: UK	The mystical forest One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before. But today, by chance a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop and said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant both of you three wishes. Bear, you can go first." The bear thought for a moment, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, apart from me, to be female." For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that. It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well." The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and roared the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for such idiotic items, because after all, he could have asked for money and bought the bike. For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, apart from me, were female." The rabbit grinned, roared the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was gay." __________________ Never buy a Dyslexic dwarf - It's not big and it's not clever.

08-06-2003, 11:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	ROTFLMAO!!! Man.. That was a good one!! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-07-2003, 03:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
bishopwill Upright	hahaa __________________ I'm not afraid of the big, bad, wolf. It's those house-building pigs that scare me

08-07-2003, 08:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
gnort Psycho Location: MA	Couldnt see that coming...Greatness! __________________ You had me at Qapla'

08-07-2003, 09:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
BurntToast Here, yet not all there. Location: Franklinville, NJ	lmao Nice one __________________ The taint. Conveniently located between the snack bar and the dumpster.

08-06-2003, 10:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
BrinlyNoya Crazy	hahaha, that is an awesome one!!! I heard it a bit different.. but I like this version too!

08-07-2003, 06:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	sucks to be that poor bear!

08-07-2003, 08:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Good one, didn't see it coming though.

08-07-2003, 02:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
soopadoopa Crazy	Hehe THAT was good my friend. Well done.

08-07-2003, 09:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
b1naryb0r1s Crazy Location: Murfreesboro	now that would suck big time.

08-07-2003, 10:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	lol that was fantastic __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-08-2003, 08:00 AM	#12 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	ohh ouch! thanks __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford