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o14real · 08-04-2003, 08:51 AM

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My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful."

Flattered, I continued my vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, "You're cute."

"What happened to 'beautiful'?" I asked him.

"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.

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ssander9 · 08-04-2003, 11:26 AM

good one, gotta try that one

08-04-2003, 02:20 PM

haha nice

Looften · 08-04-2003, 02:38 PM

Must have been some powerful stuff.

clifclav · 08-04-2003, 02:38 PM

I'll keep that in mind for upcoming surgery. Thanks

TerresqueÜ · 08-04-2003, 03:34 PM

Lol, excellent.

SirLance · 08-04-2003, 04:38 PM

I might try it, but I'd like to keep my balls!

pkeigs · 08-04-2003, 07:12 PM

pretty good one haha

chewybaca96 · 08-04-2003, 09:23 PM

kinda like beer

Mitzkrieg · 08-05-2003, 10:56 AM

hehe, was gonna say the same thing chewy

Regziever · 08-05-2003, 11:00 AM

Hehehe.. really funny!

tfpfreak · 08-06-2003, 08:36 AM

haha i liked it

bishopwill · 08-07-2003, 10:41 AM

MikeyChalupa · 08-08-2003, 08:02 AM

He'll be needing more surgery soon...

-Mikey

08-04-2003, 08:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
o14real Insane	Anesthesia <div align="center"> My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered, I continued my vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, "You're cute." "What happened to 'beautiful'?" I asked him. "The drugs are wearing off," he replied. </div>

08-04-2003, 11:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	good one, gotta try that one __________________ I never said you had to.

08-04-2003, 02:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	I'll keep that in mind for upcoming surgery. Thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

08-04-2003, 03:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Lol, excellent. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-04-2003, 04:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	I might try it, but I'd like to keep my balls! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-04-2003, 02:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	haha nice

08-04-2003, 02:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
Looften Crazy	Must have been some powerful stuff.

08-04-2003, 07:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
pkeigs Tilted	pretty good one haha

08-04-2003, 09:23 PM	#9 (permalink)
chewybaca96 We can't stop here! This is bat country! Location: SL,UT	kinda like beer __________________ Brian: “Ok, all we’ve gotta do is find the American Embassy, and they’ll help us get home” Stewie: “Home? I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with that intolerable woman, that fat slob, and that insufferable dog… Oh, you’re right here aren’t you? Oh well, I stand by it."

08-05-2003, 10:56 AM	#10 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	hehe, was gonna say the same thing chewy

08-05-2003, 11:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe.. really funny! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-06-2003, 08:36 AM	#12 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	haha i liked it __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

08-07-2003, 10:41 AM	#13 (permalink)
bishopwill Upright	haha __________________ I'm not afraid of the big, bad, wolf. It's those house-building pigs that scare me

08-08-2003, 08:02 AM	#14 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	He'll be needing more surgery soon... -Mikey