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Old 08-04-2003, 08:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Anesthesia

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My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful."


Flattered, I continued my vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, "You're cute."


"What happened to 'beautiful'?" I asked him.


"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.



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Old 08-04-2003, 11:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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good one, gotta try that one
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Old 08-04-2003, 02:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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haha nice
 
Old 08-04-2003, 02:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Must have been some powerful stuff.
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Old 08-04-2003, 02:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'll keep that in mind for upcoming surgery. Thanks
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Old 08-04-2003, 03:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Lol, excellent.
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Old 08-04-2003, 04:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I might try it, but I'd like to keep my balls!
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Old 08-04-2003, 07:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
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pretty good one haha
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Old 08-04-2003, 09:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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kinda like beer
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Old 08-05-2003, 10:56 AM   #10 (permalink)
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hehe, was gonna say the same thing chewy
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Old 08-05-2003, 11:00 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Hehehe.. really funny!
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Old 08-06-2003, 08:36 AM   #12 (permalink)
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haha i liked it
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Old 08-07-2003, 10:41 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2003, 08:02 AM   #14 (permalink)
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He'll be needing more surgery soon...

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