I announce the Perpetual Awful Joke Thread ...

[marcopolo]

The number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's secret:

Does this come in children's sizes?
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So, a penguin brings his car into the shop. while he waits, he figures he'll stop by the pub and have a quick Guiness.
he goes in, has his pint, forgets to wipe the foam off his beak, leaves a tip, and heads back to the auto repair shop.

the mechanic says, "Looks like you blew a seal."

penguin says, "Naw, I just had a Guiness."
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What do you call Hell's network admin?
The root of all evil.

[RenegadeSoul]

those are pretty awful, unfortunately, I cannot think of any of my own to add.

[TerresqueÜ]

The penguin one is pretty good actually. Not that awful.

[Ronin_Tiger]

I should be shot for laughing

[Fly]

blew a seal.hahahahahahaha

that's classic man...............a seal......hehe

[warrrreagl]

I thought all of my previous posts qualified for this thread.

[hotzot]

made me grin

[student]

worst joke ever.........

why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?


if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan

[sweeze]

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?


(wait for it)




(wait for it)




(almost there...)




"Where's my tractor?"



hehehehhehe

[blkdmnd]

Q. What's a wock?

A. It's what you throw at a wabbit.

[thebatman]

Originally posted by blkdmnd
Q. What's a wock?

A. It's what you throw at a wabbit.

Bad bad bad

[Golux]

What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall?


Dam!

[forgotten_dream]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks at the other, and says "Does this taste funny to you?"

[iktoweya]

ever hear the joke about the wall???
i still cant get over it

ever hear the joke about the sidewalk???
its all over town