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The number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's secret:

Does this come in children's sizes?
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So, a penguin brings his car into the shop. while he waits, he figures he'll stop by the pub and have a quick Guiness.
he goes in, has his pint, forgets to wipe the foam off his beak, leaves a tip, and heads back to the auto repair shop.

the mechanic says, "Looks like you blew a seal."

penguin says, "Naw, I just had a Guiness."
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What do you call Hell's network admin?
The root of all evil.

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