04-23-2003, 01:43 PM | #1 (permalink) |
I am the anomaly.
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I announce the Perpetual Awful Joke Thread ...
The number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's secret:
Does this come in children's sizes? ------------------------------------------ So, a penguin brings his car into the shop. while he waits, he figures he'll stop by the pub and have a quick Guiness. he goes in, has his pint, forgets to wipe the foam off his beak, leaves a tip, and heads back to the auto repair shop. the mechanic says, "Looks like you blew a seal." penguin says, "Naw, I just had a Guiness." ------------------------------------------ What do you call Hell's network admin? The root of all evil.
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04-25-2003, 02:08 AM | #13 (permalink) |
Psycho
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks at the other, and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
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