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Old 04-19-2003, 09:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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There's a Pussy Hair in My Soup

A man goes into a greasy spoon restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken soup. "What's this?!?!?" he screams! "There's a pussy hair in my soup! I'm not payin' for it!" and he storms out... The waitress gets very upset at this and follows him out and sees him go to the whorehouse across the street. He pays the madam and retires to a room with a lovely blonde and goes down on her with gusto. The waitress bursts in and says, "You complain about a hair in your soup and then come over here and do THIS!???" the waitress yells. He lifts his head, turns to her and says, "Yeah!... and if I find a noodle in here, I ain't payin' for it EITHER!!!!!"
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Old 04-19-2003, 10:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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obviously niether establishment is on the "good" side of town! LOL!
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Old 04-19-2003, 10:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Aw that's just wrong
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Old 04-19-2003, 10:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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lol, that one took me a second, then I got it, heh
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Old 04-19-2003, 10:56 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 04-19-2003, 11:46 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2003, 12:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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oh that is just bad
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Old 04-19-2003, 01:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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thats messed up
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Old 04-19-2003, 03:56 PM   #9 (permalink)
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A bit predictable, but otherwise quite amusing.
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Old 04-19-2003, 04:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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That was *priceless* just what I needed to end my day...
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Old 04-19-2003, 08:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
 
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how do you know what a pussy hair looks like? ---~-~~
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Old 04-20-2003, 10:00 PM   #12 (permalink)
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gotta get over the visual that goes with this one
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Old 04-21-2003, 08:00 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Oh, man. No noodles! No noodles!
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Old 04-21-2003, 01:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Whoa, look out for the noddles
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Old 04-21-2003, 05:32 PM   #15 (permalink)
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what would a noodle be doing in there?
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:37 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Ha.
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:58 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Quote:
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how do you know what a pussy hair looks like? ---~-~~
how do you NOT know what a pussy hair looks like?
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Old 04-22-2003, 02:10 PM   #18 (permalink)
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if u find a noodle in there.. id hate to see what else u would find.
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Old 04-22-2003, 08:30 PM   #19 (permalink)
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that reminds me of a time.....going down on my girlfriend when something white came out that .....well we really don't want to go there now do we?
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Old 04-23-2003, 02:18 AM   #20 (permalink)
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hahaha very funny you a very funny man indy
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Old 04-23-2003, 03:04 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Down right funny !!!
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:34 AM   #22 (permalink)
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*shakes his head abit*
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Old 04-23-2003, 01:01 PM   #23 (permalink)
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hey tell us teh whole story bonesaw <font color="red"> the whole story </font color="red">
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:34 PM   #24 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:54 PM   #25 (permalink)
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awww imagine finding a noodle in there, that'd be disgustiong
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:04 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Hee hee hee, that was very clever. Good one.
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Old 04-23-2003, 06:19 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Good one
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:05 PM   #28 (permalink)
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that reminds me of a time.....going down on my girlfriend when something white came out that .....well we really don't want to go there now do we?

as long as it didnt have eyes.
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:06 PM   #29 (permalink)
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good one
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Old 04-24-2003, 01:59 AM   #30 (permalink)
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brings new light on teh fly in the soup cliche
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