There's a Pussy Hair in My Soup
 

A man goes into a greasy spoon restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken soup. "What's this?!?!?" he screams! "There's a pussy hair in my soup! I'm not payin' for it!" and he storms out... The waitress gets very upset at this and follows him out and sees him go to the whorehouse across the street. He pays the madam and retires to a room with a lovely blonde and goes down on her with gusto. The waitress bursts in and says, "You complain about a hair in your soup and then come over here and do THIS!???" the waitress yells. He lifts his head, turns to her and says, "Yeah!... and if I find a noodle in here, I ain't payin' for it EITHER!!!!!"

obviously niether establishment is on the "good" side of town! LOL!

Aw that's just wrong :o

lol, that one took me a second, then I got it, heh

lol :D

gg

oh that is just bad

thats messed up

A bit predictable, but otherwise quite amusing.

That was *priceless* just what I needed to end my day...

how do you know what a pussy hair looks like? ---~-~~

gotta get over the visual that goes with this one

Oh, man. No noodles! No noodles!

Whoa, look out for the noddles

what would a noodle be doing in there?

Ha.

how do you NOT know what a pussy hair looks like?
jp
good joke

if u find a noodle in there.. id hate to see what else u would find.

that reminds me of a time.....going down on my girlfriend when something white came out that .....well we really don't want to go there now do we?

hahaha very funny you a very funny man indy

Down right funny !!!

*shakes his head abit*

hey tell us teh whole story bonesaw <font color="red"> the whole story </font color="red">

lol

awww imagine finding a noodle in there, that'd be disgustiong

Hee hee hee, that was very clever. Good one.

Good one

as long as it didnt have eyes.

good one

brings new light on teh fly in the soup cliche