There's a Pussy Hair in My Soup - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Lost-in-Space · 04-19-2003, 09:30 AM

A man goes into a greasy spoon restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken soup. "What's this?!?!?" he screams! "There's a pussy hair in my soup! I'm not payin' for it!" and he storms out... The waitress gets very upset at this and follows him out and sees him go to the whorehouse across the street. He pays the madam and retires to a room with a lovely blonde and goes down on her with gusto. The waitress bursts in and says, "You complain about a hair in your soup and then come over here and do THIS!???" the waitress yells. He lifts his head, turns to her and says, "Yeah!... and if I find a noodle in here, I ain't payin' for it EITHER!!!!!"

sbscout · 04-19-2003, 10:22 AM

obviously niether establishment is on the "good" side of town! LOL!

RaZ · 04-19-2003, 10:23 AM

Aw that's just wrong

Darklight Adept · 04-19-2003, 10:38 AM

lol, that one took me a second, then I got it, heh

fracturedmind · 04-19-2003, 10:56 AM

able · 04-19-2003, 11:46 AM

MyFakeAccount · 04-19-2003, 12:29 PM

oh that is just bad

Cursive · 04-19-2003, 01:27 PM

thats messed up

eyeronic · 04-19-2003, 03:56 PM

A bit predictable, but otherwise quite amusing.

tommy thompson · 04-19-2003, 04:34 PM

That was *priceless* just what I needed to end my day...

MexicanOnABike · 04-19-2003, 08:35 PM

how do you know what a pussy hair looks like? ---~-~~

loganmule · 04-20-2003, 10:00 PM

gotta get over the visual that goes with this one

ratbastid · 04-21-2003, 08:00 AM

Oh, man. No noodles! No noodles!

gibber71 · 04-21-2003, 01:16 PM

Whoa, look out for the noddles

RenegadeSoul · 04-21-2003, 05:32 PM

what would a noodle be doing in there?

Baz · 04-21-2003, 06:37 PM

moose · 04-22-2003, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mexicanonabike
how do you know what a pussy hair looks like? ---~-~~

how do you NOT know what a pussy hair looks like?
jp
good joke

kingthor · 04-22-2003, 02:10 PM

if u find a noodle in there.. id hate to see what else u would find.

Bonesaw · 04-22-2003, 08:30 PM

that reminds me of a time.....going down on my girlfriend when something white came out that .....well we really don't want to go there now do we?

jimsipowich · 04-23-2003, 02:18 AM

hahaha very funny you a very funny man indy

dwqpml · 04-23-2003, 03:04 AM

Down right funny !!!

GoldenOuroboros · 04-23-2003, 04:34 AM

*shakes his head abit*

opentocomments · 04-23-2003, 01:01 PM

hey tell us teh whole story bonesaw <font color="red"> the whole story </font color="red">

Ronin_Tiger · 04-23-2003, 04:34 PM

pazza · 04-23-2003, 04:54 PM

awww imagine finding a noodle in there, that'd be disgustiong

TerresqueÜ · 04-23-2003, 05:04 PM

Hee hee hee, that was very clever. Good one.

nico · 04-23-2003, 06:19 PM

Good one

magic_hat · 04-23-2003, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bonesaw
that reminds me of a time.....going down on my girlfriend when something white came out that .....well we really don't want to go there now do we?

as long as it didnt have eyes.

The_Dude · 04-23-2003, 07:06 PM

good one

soccerstudpc20 · 04-24-2003, 01:59 AM

brings new light on teh fly in the soup cliche

04-19-2003, 09:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
Lost-in-Space Upright Location: Jupiter 2	There's a Pussy Hair in My Soup A man goes into a greasy spoon restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken soup. "What's this?!?!?" he screams! "There's a pussy hair in my soup! I'm not payin' for it!" and he storms out... The waitress gets very upset at this and follows him out and sees him go to the whorehouse across the street. He pays the madam and retires to a room with a lovely blonde and goes down on her with gusto. The waitress bursts in and says, "You complain about a hair in your soup and then come over here and do THIS!???" the waitress yells. He lifts his head, turns to her and says, "Yeah!... and if I find a noodle in here, I ain't payin' for it EITHER!!!!!"

04-19-2003, 10:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	obviously niether establishment is on the "good" side of town! LOL! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

04-19-2003, 10:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
fracturedmind Crazy Location: Dallas, TX	lol __________________ It won't give up, it wants me dead, god damn this voice inside my head.
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04-19-2003, 11:46 AM	#6 (permalink)
able Upright	gg

04-19-2003, 12:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
MyFakeAccount Tilted	oh that is just bad __________________ I wasn't There I Didn't Do it You Don't know me

04-19-2003, 10:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
RaZ Crazy	Aw that's just wrong

04-19-2003, 10:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
Darklight Adept Crazy Location: Houston, Tx	lol, that one took me a second, then I got it, heh

04-19-2003, 01:27 PM	#8 (permalink)
Cursive Tilted	thats messed up __________________ Never trust anything that bleeds for 6 days and doesn't die

04-19-2003, 03:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	A bit predictable, but otherwise quite amusing. __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

04-19-2003, 04:34 PM	#10 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	That was priceless just what I needed to end my day... __________________ ...a wandering soul...

04-19-2003, 08:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	how do you know what a pussy hair looks like? ---~-~~ __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-20-2003, 10:00 PM	#12 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	gotta get over the visual that goes with this one

04-21-2003, 08:00 AM	#13 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Oh, man. No noodles! No noodles!

04-21-2003, 01:16 PM	#14 (permalink)
gibber71 Loser	Whoa, look out for the noddles

04-21-2003, 05:32 PM	#15 (permalink)
RenegadeSoul Banned Location: British Columbia	what would a noodle be doing in there?

04-21-2003, 06:37 PM	#16 (permalink)
Baz Psycho Location: North	Ha. __________________ - Baz

04-23-2003, 04:34 AM	#22 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	shakes his head abit __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

04-23-2003, 04:34 PM	#24 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	lol __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....

04-23-2003, 06:19 PM	#27 (permalink)
nico Tilted	Good one

04-22-2003, 02:10 PM	#18 (permalink)
kingthor Addict Location: wisconsin	if u find a noodle in there.. id hate to see what else u would find.

04-22-2003, 08:30 PM	#19 (permalink)
Bonesaw B3yond! Location: MI	that reminds me of a time.....going down on my girlfriend when something white came out that .....well we really don't want to go there now do we? __________________ Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky? A. Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using the whole chicken.

04-23-2003, 02:18 AM	#20 (permalink)
jimsipowich Upright	hahaha very funny you a very funny man indy

04-23-2003, 03:04 AM	#21 (permalink)
dwqpml Junkie Location: Calif.	Down right funny !!!

04-23-2003, 01:01 PM	#23 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	hey tell us teh whole story bonesaw <font color="red"> the whole story </font color="red"> __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

04-23-2003, 04:54 PM	#25 (permalink)
pazza Insane Location: Australia	awww imagine finding a noodle in there, that'd be disgustiong __________________ The above thoughts are not necessarily the thoughts of this user.

04-23-2003, 05:04 PM	#26 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hee hee hee, that was very clever. Good one. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

04-23-2003, 07:06 PM	#29 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	good one __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

04-24-2003, 01:59 AM	#30 (permalink)
soccerstudpc20 Insane	brings new light on teh fly in the soup cliche