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08-02-2003, 05:43 AM
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Banned
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Women's Restroom
A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of using the restroom. Each time he tried, it was occupied. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested to him that he use the ladies restroom. She cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons in the ladies room. The buttons were marked WW, WA, PP and ATR.
Making the fatal mistake so many men make in disregarding what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to push the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button marked WW and immediately Warm Water sprayed over his entire bottom. He thought the "gals" really have it made... still curious, he pressed the second button marked WA and Warm Air quickly dired his bottom. He thought this was out of this world. The button marked PP yielded a large Powder Puff that lightly powdered his bottom. Well, naturally, he couldn't resist the last button marked ATR... When he woke up in the hospital, he panicked and called for a nurse. When she appeared, he cried out "What happened ? The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies room aboard an airplane" The nurse replied "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the button marked ATR, which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under the pillow" Last edited by LittleOralAnnie; 08-02-2003 at 09:02 AM.. |
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08-02-2003, 09:59 PM
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Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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Was it normal for my knees to clamp together involuntarily just now?
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08-03-2003, 06:19 PM
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Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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Thanks for the joke.
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08-04-2003, 11:55 PM
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Psycho
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Eeeeepers Creepers
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08-06-2003, 11:11 AM
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Addict
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Oh! Poor man.
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Slowly but surely getting over the loss of TFP v. 3.0. Where the hell am I?.... Showering once a month does not make you a better person. "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." Martin Luther King, Jr. |
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