Women's Restroom
 

A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of using the restroom. Each time he tried, it was occupied. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested to him that he use the ladies restroom. She cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons in the ladies room. The buttons were marked WW, WA, PP and ATR.

Making the fatal mistake so many men make in disregarding what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to push the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button marked WW and immediately Warm Water sprayed over his entire bottom. He thought the "gals" really have it made... still curious, he pressed the second button marked WA and Warm Air quickly dired his bottom. He thought this was out of this world. The button marked PP yielded a large Powder Puff that lightly powdered his bottom. Well, naturally, he couldn't resist the last button marked ATR... When he woke up in the hospital, he panicked and called for a nurse. When she appeared, he cried out "What happened ? The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies room aboard an airplane"

The nurse replied "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the button marked ATR, which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under the pillow"

bwahhahaha, thats too funny

that was funny as hell

Was it normal for my knees to clamp together involuntarily just now?:confused:

Classic one I heard from my friend when I was younger. Always funny.

Hehehe.. Classic!

That's some funny stuff there.

good one

Ouch! Note to self, dont press any fancy stuff in womens restroom....renote to self, just stay out of womens restroom

I think so, I am still cringing.

Thanks for the joke.

OHHH! Curiosity kills!

YIKES!!!!.....damn Acronyms.

lmao

an oldie but a goodie. Thanks

Eeeeepers Creepers

Oh that's so funny. My stomach hurts :)

that's funny but I'm very disturbed too....

Oh! Poor man.

moma mia

ouchola

oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
ow ow ow....
funny though

ouch. that hurt to read.

lol, that's great. It made me wince for all the guys out there.

Poor bastard! Never, never push the ATR button!

hueahuaeuhaehae...good one

that one kinda makes you cringe.

poor dude, and yes, that makes me cringe.

An old one