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Old 07-31-2003, 08:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jesus Saves?

A man was trapped on a sinking boat that. As the water lapped around his feet, a motor boat suddenly approached.

"Come on, man, get in!" said the boatman.

"No," said the guy on the island, "I have faith in Jesus. He will save me!"

The boat went off and the water continued to rise. When it was up to the guy's chest, another boat appeared.

"Get in the boat, or you're going to drown!" said the boatman.

Again, the guy said, "No, I have faith in Jesus. He will save me!"

The boat went off and the water continued to rise. When it was up to the guy's chin, a third boat appeared.

"Get in, this is your last chance!"

"No, Jesus will save me!"

So the boat went off, the water continued to rise and the guy drowned. He went up to heaven and was greeted by Jesus.

"Hey, Jesus," he said, "I trusted in you all my life and you let me drown! I don't believe it!"

"YOU don't believe it?" Jesus said, "I sent three fucking boats to save you, dumbass!!"


-Mikey
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Old 07-31-2003, 09:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahaha, I've heard that one before but its still good. I like how Jesus swears.
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Old 07-31-2003, 11:44 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hehehe.. Good one! Heard it before but its still verry funny!
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Old 07-31-2003, 04:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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heard a different version, funny all the same
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Old 07-31-2003, 05:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I like this version
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Old 07-31-2003, 07:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hahahaha good one
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Old 07-31-2003, 08:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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good stuff
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Old 07-31-2003, 11:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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nice.
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Old 08-01-2003, 09:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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IDIOT!!
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Old 08-01-2003, 10:21 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Good one.
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Old 08-01-2003, 11:55 AM   #11 (permalink)
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never heard that before Nice one brother
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Old 08-01-2003, 02:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I know I've heard it before, but it's still a classic. Thanks for telling it again.
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Old 08-01-2003, 04:49 PM   #13 (permalink)
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just his luck
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Old 08-01-2003, 09:01 PM   #14 (permalink)
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The Lord works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform. Funny!
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Old 08-02-2003, 07:36 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I heard this in church a while ago....Minus the swearing anyways.

I always liked it.
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Old 08-03-2003, 01:11 AM   #16 (permalink)
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i loved it!
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Old 08-03-2003, 06:55 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Jesus saves! everyone else pays retail.
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Old 08-03-2003, 07:29 AM   #18 (permalink)
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That one rocked. I'm using it, mwaha!
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Old 08-03-2003, 09:10 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Great joke dude. And a good one there as well gloveshot3.
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