Jesus Saves?
 

A man was trapped on a sinking boat that. As the water lapped around his feet, a motor boat suddenly approached.

"Come on, man, get in!" said the boatman.

"No," said the guy on the island, "I have faith in Jesus. He will save me!"

The boat went off and the water continued to rise. When it was up to the guy's chest, another boat appeared.

"Get in the boat, or you're going to drown!" said the boatman.

Again, the guy said, "No, I have faith in Jesus. He will save me!"

The boat went off and the water continued to rise. When it was up to the guy's chin, a third boat appeared.

"Get in, this is your last chance!"

"No, Jesus will save me!"

So the boat went off, the water continued to rise and the guy drowned. He went up to heaven and was greeted by Jesus.

"Hey, Jesus," he said, "I trusted in you all my life and you let me drown! I don't believe it!"

"YOU don't believe it?" Jesus said, "I sent three fucking boats to save you, dumbass!!"


-Mikey

Hahaha, I've heard that one before but its still good. I like how Jesus swears.

Hehehe.. Good one! Heard it before but its still verry funny!

heard a different version, funny all the same

I like this version :D

hahahaha good one

good stuff

nice.

IDIOT!!

Never deny help!


Good one.

never heard that before Nice one brother

I know I've heard it before, but it's still a classic. Thanks for telling it again. :D

just his luck :)

The Lord works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform. Funny!

I heard this in church a while ago....Minus the swearing anyways.

I always liked it.

i loved it! :D

Jesus saves! everyone else pays retail.

That one rocked. I'm using it, mwaha!

Great joke dude. And a good one there as well gloveshot3.