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The Atomic Boy · 07-03-2003, 09:34 PM

Ok Im not real sure this is the right forum for this but Ive heard the punchline of "Rectum? damn near killed him" hundreds of times but never heard the setup. Is there a setup or am I just a fool?

bravo49 · 07-04-2003, 01:29 AM

sbscout · 07-04-2003, 05:56 AM

the way I heard it:

Little Johnny was talking about his brother being wounded in the war....

"He got shot right in the ass!"

"Rectum," the teacher corrected.

"Wrecked him? Hell, it damn near killed him!"

ratbastard · 07-04-2003, 09:06 AM

focus? bofus.....
camerman tells the twins to sit still, one says why? the other replies so he can focus, the other says Bofus?

tulax · 07-28-2003, 11:35 PM

I saw it as the caption to the photo of the matador getting a bull's horn for an enema

egorey · 07-31-2003, 06:33 AM

Possibly the most famous punchline of all time..

07-03-2003, 09:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
The Atomic Boy Tilted Location: Indianapolis	Heard the punchline billions of times... Ok Im not real sure this is the right forum for this but Ive heard the punchline of "Rectum? damn near killed him" hundreds of times but never heard the setup. Is there a setup or am I just a fool? __________________ All problems no matter how complex can be solved with fire and/or duct tape.

07-04-2003, 01:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Yes

07-04-2003, 05:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	the way I heard it: Little Johnny was talking about his brother being wounded in the war.... "He got shot right in the ass!" "Rectum," the teacher corrected. "Wrecked him? Hell, it damn near killed him!" __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

07-28-2003, 11:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
tulax Upright Location: Lexico City, VA	I saw it as the caption to the photo of the matador getting a bull's horn for an enema __________________ "Me fail English? That's unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum

07-04-2003, 09:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
ratbastard Crazy Location: central calif.	focus? bofus..... camerman tells the twins to sit still, one says why? the other replies so he can focus, the other says Bofus?

07-31-2003, 06:33 AM	#6 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	Possibly the most famous punchline of all time..