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Old 07-04-2003, 05:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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the way I heard it:

Little Johnny was talking about his brother being wounded in the war....

"He got shot right in the ass!"

"Rectum," the teacher corrected.

"Wrecked him? Hell, it damn near killed him!"
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