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The Atomic Boy 07-03-2003 09:34 PM

Heard the punchline billions of times...
 
Ok Im not real sure this is the right forum for this but Ive heard the punchline of "Rectum? damn near killed him" hundreds of times but never heard the setup. Is there a setup or am I just a fool?

bravo49 07-04-2003 01:29 AM

Yes

sbscout 07-04-2003 05:56 AM

the way I heard it:

Little Johnny was talking about his brother being wounded in the war....

"He got shot right in the ass!"

"Rectum," the teacher corrected.

"Wrecked him? Hell, it damn near killed him!"

ratbastard 07-04-2003 09:06 AM

focus? bofus.....
camerman tells the twins to sit still, one says why? the other replies so he can focus, the other says Bofus?

tulax 07-28-2003 11:35 PM

I saw it as the caption to the photo of the matador getting a bull's horn for an enema

egorey 07-31-2003 06:33 AM

Possibly the most famous punchline of all time..


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