Joke of the Day - July 25 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 07-25-2003, 02:06 AM

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money", he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "Hey, watch it - I'm a United States Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."

Regziever · 07-25-2003, 02:08 AM

Lol!! Good one!

ssander9 · 07-25-2003, 03:50 AM

So true

txstrosman · 07-25-2003, 04:57 AM

Very nice, I like that one!!!!!!

zaiaz · 07-25-2003, 06:32 AM

Where do i sign up for this....

CSflim · 07-25-2003, 01:50 PM

hahahaha nice!

Slims · 07-25-2003, 04:11 PM

slant eyes · 07-25-2003, 05:06 PM

where can this congressman be found, i got a .40 s&w i'd like to put to use

SirLance · 07-25-2003, 05:48 PM

That's no robber, that's the reverse taxman!

fdsafdsa · 07-25-2003, 08:36 PM

hawkeye · 07-25-2003, 09:11 PM

Best one all week, thanks.

GremlinDelirium · 07-26-2003, 08:58 PM

Robbin Hood, is it really YOU!??

07-25-2003, 02:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - July 25 Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money", he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "Hey, watch it - I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."

07-25-2003, 02:08 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol!! Good one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-25-2003, 03:50 AM	#3 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	So true __________________ I never said you had to.

07-25-2003, 06:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Where do i sign up for this.... __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

07-25-2003, 01:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	hahahaha nice! __________________

07-25-2003, 04:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
txstrosman Crazy	Very nice, I like that one!!!!!!

07-25-2003, 04:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	hehe __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-25-2003, 05:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	where can this congressman be found, i got a .40 s&w i'd like to put to use __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

07-25-2003, 05:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	That's no robber, that's the reverse taxman! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-25-2003, 09:11 PM	#11 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	Best one all week, thanks. __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

07-26-2003, 08:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	Robbin Hood, is it really YOU!?? __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

07-25-2003, 08:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
fdsafdsa Upright	lol