JadziaDax

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money", he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "Hey, watch it - I'm a United States Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."

Regziever

Lol!! Good one!

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Life is shit,
Death is even worse,
So what's the point of killing yourself?
/Ignatius Camryn Paladine

ssander9

So true

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I never said you had to.

txstrosman

Very nice, I like that one!!!!!!

zaiaz

Where do i sign up for this....

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Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

CSflim

hahahaha nice!

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Slims

hehe

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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill

"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

slant eyes

where can this congressman be found, i got a .40 s&w i'd like to put to use

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no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry

question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

SirLance

That's no robber, that's the reverse taxman!

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

fdsafdsa

lol

hawkeye

Best one all week, thanks.

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You're not fat,
You're just a giant ball
of love, covered in anger.

GremlinDelirium

Robbin Hood, is it really YOU!??

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Go Cougs!
~WSU~