Joke of the Day - July 25
 

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money", he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "Hey, watch it - I'm a United States Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."

Lol!! Good one!

So true

Very nice, I like that one!!!!!!

Where do i sign up for this....

hahahaha nice!

hehe

where can this congressman be found, i got a .40 s&w i'd like to put to use

That's no robber, that's the reverse taxman!

lol

Best one all week, thanks.

Robbin Hood, is it really YOU!??