Why men can't win... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

andyc · 07-23-2003, 12:45 PM

Why men can't win...

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore

vinnyferrozzo · 07-23-2003, 02:35 PM

Amen to that

CSflim · 07-23-2003, 02:44 PM

wow!....thats just so....

I mean.... its like...never a truer word has ever been spoken. You have just said everything that has been on the tips of male tongues for centuries!

twist769 · 07-23-2003, 06:55 PM

What ever happened to the good old days when the double standard favored us?

How did we end up with the short end of the stick?

CSflim · 07-24-2003, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by twist769
What ever happened to the good old days when the double standard favored us?

How did we end up with the short end of the stick?

Femminists!

viveleroi0 · 07-24-2003, 12:24 PM

that is so true

Eviltree · 07-24-2003, 02:29 PM

-sigh-

maximus · 07-24-2003, 04:43 PM

wow, that is so true....or mabee all you guys can't find a perfect woman that is not like that. i had mine, but she had other plans............

Regziever · 07-25-2003, 02:18 AM

Amen to that! A'int that the truth! hehe Good one!

MikeyChalupa · 07-25-2003, 09:23 AM

Preach on, my brother.

-Mikey

fdsafdsa · 07-25-2003, 08:56 PM

the truest words ever spoken

hawkeye · 07-25-2003, 09:04 PM

shouldn't this be in tilted sexuality//relationships? < g>

hobo · 07-25-2003, 10:37 PM

Those are some very true words. I don't mind that women always win as long as they do nice things when happy.

Latch · 07-25-2003, 10:54 PM

Very, very true.

bravo49 · 07-26-2003, 12:26 AM

True, how true!

Xell101 · 07-26-2003, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CSflim
Femminists!

Defy a fully functional system! Burn the shakles of comforting support! Down with raising kids right, up with socially retarded suburban gangstas, and 400lb trekies! Disrupt everything and pave the way for fucking hippies!

danno209 · 07-26-2003, 04:36 AM

Are you a...a prophet?

yzf856 · 07-26-2003, 05:42 AM

It is all true

Cimarron29414 · 07-26-2003, 10:54 AM

Too true to be funny. This should be copied into the sexualty forum for discussion!

Stiltzkin · 07-26-2003, 01:02 PM

::gets up to go urinate::

fester · 07-28-2003, 06:05 PM

I don't get the humor. Sounds pretty accurate to me

aarchaon · 03-17-2004, 05:33 AM

So true.

07-23-2003, 12:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
andyc Upright Location: Nottingham, England	Why men can't win... Why men can't win... If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. If you're not, you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore

07-23-2003, 02:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	wow!....thats just so.... I mean.... its like...never a truer word has ever been spoken. You have just said everything that has been on the tips of male tongues for centuries! __________________

07-24-2003, 12:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
viveleroi0 Psycho Location: Oregon	that is so true __________________ "It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care" - Homer Simpson

07-25-2003, 02:18 AM	#9 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Amen to that! A'int that the truth! hehe Good one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-25-2003, 09:04 PM	#12 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	shouldn't this be in tilted sexuality//relationships? < g> __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

07-23-2003, 02:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
vinnyferrozzo Tilted	Amen to that

07-23-2003, 06:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
twist769 Upright	What ever happened to the good old days when the double standard favored us? How did we end up with the short end of the stick?

07-24-2003, 02:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	-sigh-

07-24-2003, 04:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
maximus Crazy Location: Pa	wow, that is so true....or mabee all you guys can't find a perfect woman that is not like that. i had mine, but she had other plans............

07-25-2003, 09:23 AM	#10 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Preach on, my brother. -Mikey

07-25-2003, 08:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
fdsafdsa Upright	the truest words ever spoken

07-25-2003, 10:37 PM	#13 (permalink)
hobo Archangel of Change	Those are some very true words. I don't mind that women always win as long as they do nice things when happy.

07-25-2003, 10:54 PM	#14 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Very, very true.

07-26-2003, 12:26 AM	#15 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	True, how true!

07-26-2003, 04:36 AM	#17 (permalink)
danno209 Upright	Are you a...a prophet?

07-26-2003, 10:54 AM	#19 (permalink)
Cimarron29414 Still Free Location: comfortably perched at the top of the bell curve!	Too true to be funny. This should be copied into the sexualty forum for discussion! __________________ Gives a man a halo, does mead. "Here lies The_Jazz: Killed by an ambitious, sparkly, pink butterfly."

07-26-2003, 01:02 PM	#20 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	::gets up to go urinate:: __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

03-17-2004, 05:33 AM	#22 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	So true. __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

07-26-2003, 05:42 AM	#18 (permalink)
yzf856 Upright	It is all true

07-28-2003, 06:05 PM	#21 (permalink)
fester Freak!	I don't get the humor. Sounds pretty accurate to me