Why men can't win...
 

Why men can't win...

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore

Amen to that

wow!....thats just so....

I mean.... its like...never a truer word has ever been spoken. You have just said everything that has been on the tips of male tongues for centuries!

What ever happened to the good old days when the double standard favored us?

How did we end up with the short end of the stick?

Femminists!

that is so true

-sigh-

wow, that is so true....or mabee all you guys can't find a perfect woman that is not like that. i had mine, but she had other plans............

Amen to that! A'int that the truth! hehe Good one!

Preach on, my brother.

-Mikey

the truest words ever spoken

shouldn't this be in tilted sexuality//relationships? < g>

Those are some very true words. I don't mind that women always win as long as they do nice things when happy.

Very, very true.

True, how true!

Defy a fully functional system! Burn the shakles of comforting support! Down with raising kids right, up with socially retarded suburban gangstas, and 400lb trekies! Disrupt everything and pave the way for fucking hippies!

Are you a...a prophet?

It is all true

Too true to be funny. This should be copied into the sexualty forum for discussion!

::gets up to go urinate::

I don't get the humor. Sounds pretty accurate to me :D

So true.