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Old 07-22-2003, 07:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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john ashcroft

don't know wether this is a repost!

teacher- now children we have a very special guest who has come to visit us today.. Mr John Ashcroft.. the Attorney general...

several small hands clap the arrival of none other than mr ashcroft himself..

ashcroft- good moring children do any of you have any questions for me??

he picks a small boy when several raise their hands

ashcroft- yes son.. you in the blue sweater whats your name?
billy- my name's billy and i have 2 questions mr ashcroft sir!
ashcroft- yes little billy and what are they??
billy- well my 1st question is why did george bush win the election with less votes than all gore... my second question is why is the american government using the patriot act to take away the civil liberties of it's citizens...

the class bell rings and all the children run out for recess questions forgotton

when class resumes once more the children are all once again sitting on the floor infront of the john ashcroft.

ashcroft- any more questions??
jane-yes sir i have 4 questions mr ashcroft sir!.
ashcroft- my first question is why did george bush win the election with less votes than al gore.. my second is question is why is the american government using the patriot act to take away the civil liberties of it's citizens... and my 3rd question is why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early and my fourth is... where is little billy?
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Old 07-22-2003, 07:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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gave me a nice laugh
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Old 07-22-2003, 07:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol, seems like something that could happen
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Old 07-22-2003, 07:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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it's a possibility, in a sense..
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Aha!!! So that was what hapeend! hehe =)
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Old 08-01-2003, 08:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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scary.
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Old 08-01-2003, 08:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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John Ashcroft is an honorable man and we would all do better to respect him...if we ever want to see the light of day again.
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Old 08-01-2003, 11:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hehe
That's funny
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