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plainoldbrent · 07-21-2003, 10:46 PM

There was a 3rd grade teacher who decided one day that it would be nice to know what each child's parents did for a living. So, she went around the class, getting all the usual responses: fireman, salesperson, accountant ect. Finally she came to one boy who had his head hung low. When she asked him what his father did for a living, without lifting his head, the boy replied "He is an exotic dancer in a gay strip bar." Feeling quite embarassed, the teacher decided to go on with the days lessons. During the lesson, one kid who was sitting next to the boy leaned over, and asked "Does your dad really do that?" With this, the boy responded "No, he playes hockey for team USA, i was just too embarassed to tell everyone"

acostello · 07-21-2003, 11:19 PM

Ha Ha Ha

Regziever · 07-22-2003, 11:21 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Great one!

Arrow · 07-23-2003, 12:00 AM

So true

TerresqueÜ · 07-23-2003, 12:22 AM

LOL!!! That's gravy!

Jebus99 · 07-23-2003, 01:05 AM

excellent excellent joke, probably especially true after the '98 olympics fiasco, with the room trashing and the what was it, 6th place finish? i think honduras might have beaten them

Garbalo69 · 07-23-2003, 06:13 AM

Midlandmadman · 07-23-2003, 11:24 AM

Ohhhhhhhh man thats rough............. funny though!

07-23-2003, 12:10 PM

lol nice

The_Dude · 07-23-2003, 01:42 PM

LOL LOL!! hahaha, that just cracked me up!

fester · 07-30-2003, 08:05 PM

ouch!

Gnzo · 07-30-2003, 08:20 PM

shred_head · 07-30-2003, 08:26 PM

Hahaha, that is good. I wonder why that other boy was so interested....hmmm...

egorey · 07-31-2003, 05:42 AM

that is great... thanks for sharing.

MikeyChalupa · 07-31-2003, 08:17 AM

A retread though. Originally, the father was the piano player in a whorehouse who was really a lawyer.

-Mikey

fizzledorf · 07-31-2003, 08:44 AM

that's the funniest joke I've heard in awhile! Good stuff, plainoldbrent, good stuff.

laxman18 · 07-31-2003, 08:53 AM

HAHAHAH, thats the best joke ive heard in quite a while

richguy153 · 07-31-2003, 09:04 AM

Good one!

tfpfreak · 08-01-2003, 09:40 AM

Ohhh that was wrong

Happyland · 08-01-2003, 11:58 AM

rough

Ancient.Hero · 08-01-2003, 04:55 PM

great one

blaze · 08-01-2003, 08:39 PM

hahaha what a beautiful joke. i'm gonna have to spread this one around

Motorbreath · 08-01-2003, 09:02 PM

hahaha i saw that comming

ok, no i didnt

tweekman · 08-02-2003, 03:43 PM

hah wasnt expecting that

07-21-2003, 10:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
plainoldbrent Upright	great canadian joke There was a 3rd grade teacher who decided one day that it would be nice to know what each child's parents did for a living. So, she went around the class, getting all the usual responses: fireman, salesperson, accountant ect. Finally she came to one boy who had his head hung low. When she asked him what his father did for a living, without lifting his head, the boy replied "He is an exotic dancer in a gay strip bar." Feeling quite embarassed, the teacher decided to go on with the days lessons. During the lesson, one kid who was sitting next to the boy leaned over, and asked "Does your dad really do that?" With this, the boy responded "No, he playes hockey for team USA, i was just too embarassed to tell everyone"

07-22-2003, 11:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Great one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-23-2003, 12:22 AM	#5 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	LOL!!! That's gravy! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-23-2003, 01:05 AM	#6 (permalink)
Jebus99 Upright Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada	excellent excellent joke, probably especially true after the '98 olympics fiasco, with the room trashing and the what was it, 6th place finish? i think honduras might have beaten them __________________ Peace up, and down, A-town

07-23-2003, 06:13 AM	#7 (permalink)
Garbalo69 Tilted	lmao

07-21-2003, 11:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
acostello Crazy	Ha Ha Ha

07-23-2003, 11:24 AM	#8 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Ohhhhhhhh man thats rough............. funny though! __________________ Its good to be back.

07-23-2003, 01:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	LOL LOL!! hahaha, that just cracked me up! __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

07-30-2003, 08:26 PM	#13 (permalink)
shred_head Psycho Location: Atlanta, GA	Hahaha, that is good. I wonder why that other boy was so interested....hmmm... __________________ "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds" -- Albert Einstein "A clear indication of women's superiority over man is their refusal to play air guitar." --Frank Zappa

07-31-2003, 05:42 AM	#14 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	that is great... thanks for sharing.

07-31-2003, 08:17 AM	#15 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	A retread though. Originally, the father was the piano player in a whorehouse who was really a lawyer. -Mikey

07-31-2003, 08:44 AM	#16 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	that's the funniest joke I've heard in awhile! Good stuff, plainoldbrent, good stuff.

07-31-2003, 08:53 AM	#17 (permalink)
laxman18 Tilted	HAHAHAH, thats the best joke ive heard in quite a while

07-31-2003, 09:04 AM	#18 (permalink)
richguy153 Upright Location: Maryland	Good one!

08-01-2003, 09:40 AM	#19 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	Ohhh that was wrong __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

07-30-2003, 08:05 PM	#11 (permalink)
fester Freak!	ouch!

07-30-2003, 08:20 PM	#12 (permalink)
Gnzo Insane	he

08-01-2003, 11:58 AM	#20 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	rough __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-02-2003, 03:43 PM	#24 (permalink)
tweekman Banned	hah wasnt expecting that

08-01-2003, 04:55 PM	#21 (permalink)
Ancient.Hero Upright	great one

08-01-2003, 08:39 PM	#22 (permalink)
blaze Insane Location: In a van, down by the river	hahaha what a beautiful joke. i'm gonna have to spread this one around

08-01-2003, 09:02 PM	#23 (permalink)
Motorbreath Upright	hahaha i saw that comming ok, no i didnt