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Old 07-21-2003, 10:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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great canadian joke

There was a 3rd grade teacher who decided one day that it would be nice to know what each child's parents did for a living. So, she went around the class, getting all the usual responses: fireman, salesperson, accountant ect. Finally she came to one boy who had his head hung low. When she asked him what his father did for a living, without lifting his head, the boy replied "He is an exotic dancer in a gay strip bar." Feeling quite embarassed, the teacher decided to go on with the days lessons. During the lesson, one kid who was sitting next to the boy leaned over, and asked "Does your dad really do that?" With this, the boy responded "No, he playes hockey for team USA, i was just too embarassed to tell everyone"
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Old 07-21-2003, 11:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ha Ha Ha
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Old 07-22-2003, 11:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Great one!
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Old 07-23-2003, 12:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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So true
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Old 07-23-2003, 12:22 AM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL!!! That's gravy!
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Old 07-23-2003, 01:05 AM   #6 (permalink)
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excellent excellent joke, probably especially true after the '98 olympics fiasco, with the room trashing and the what was it, 6th place finish? i think honduras might have beaten them
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Old 07-23-2003, 06:13 AM   #7 (permalink)
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lmao
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:24 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Ohhhhhhhh man thats rough............. funny though!
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Old 07-23-2003, 12:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol nice
 
Old 07-23-2003, 01:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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LOL LOL!! hahaha, that just cracked me up!
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:05 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:20 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:26 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Hahaha, that is good. I wonder why that other boy was so interested....hmmm...
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Old 07-31-2003, 05:42 AM   #14 (permalink)
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that is great... thanks for sharing.
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Old 07-31-2003, 08:17 AM   #15 (permalink)
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A retread though. Originally, the father was the piano player in a whorehouse who was really a lawyer.

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Old 07-31-2003, 08:44 AM   #16 (permalink)
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that's the funniest joke I've heard in awhile! Good stuff, plainoldbrent, good stuff.
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Old 07-31-2003, 08:53 AM   #17 (permalink)
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HAHAHAH, thats the best joke ive heard in quite a while
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Old 07-31-2003, 09:04 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Good one!
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Old 08-01-2003, 09:40 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Ohhh that was wrong
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Old 08-01-2003, 11:58 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2003, 04:55 PM   #21 (permalink)
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great one
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Old 08-01-2003, 08:39 PM   #22 (permalink)
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hahaha what a beautiful joke. i'm gonna have to spread this one around
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Old 08-01-2003, 09:02 PM   #23 (permalink)
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hahaha i saw that comming

ok, no i didnt
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Old 08-02-2003, 03:43 PM   #24 (permalink)
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hah wasnt expecting that
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