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Old 07-20-2003, 08:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Freezing To Death

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
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Old 07-20-2003, 09:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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good jokes today, thanks
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Old 07-20-2003, 09:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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good one
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Old 07-20-2003, 02:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hehehe! Really unexpected twist!! Good one!
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Old 07-20-2003, 11:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'm sure he probably wants to kill him now. Oh well, he's too late.
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Old 07-21-2003, 04:13 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Heh... I remember a similar joke, where the guy throws the fridge out the window and hits a guy on the sidewalk.

Good times.

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Old 07-21-2003, 04:58 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Loved that one.
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Old 07-21-2003, 10:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Ha ha haaa
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Old 07-22-2003, 04:27 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Not bad, not bad at all
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Old 07-22-2003, 06:43 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Nice one
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Old 07-22-2003, 03:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
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hahahahahaha, great joke, 5stars
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Old 07-22-2003, 03:31 PM   #12 (permalink)
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great joke thanks
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Old 07-22-2003, 03:57 PM   #13 (permalink)
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that was pretty good
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Old 07-22-2003, 04:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
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hehe nice joke
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Old 07-25-2003, 09:22 PM   #15 (permalink)
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The first one dies of a heart attack: after being unable to find the guy who was screwing his wife, he in frustration heaves the freezer out the window.
The second freezes to death; he's been screwing a guy's wife, and he hides in the fridge when he hears someone coming up the stairs.
The THIRD guy was screwing a guy's wife, when he hears the guy's car pull up to the house. So he walks down the side stairs and is calmly walking away when this fridge falls on him...
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Old 07-26-2003, 04:48 AM   #16 (permalink)
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heard it before, but still, thanks for posting.
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Old 07-26-2003, 05:41 AM   #17 (permalink)
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good one
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Old 07-26-2003, 11:17 PM   #18 (permalink)
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i think i heard this in a blond joke form... but still funny, Thanks
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:12 PM   #19 (permalink)
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pretty good thanks
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