The first one dies of a heart attack: after being unable to find the guy who was screwing his wife, he in frustration heaves the freezer out the window.
The second freezes to death; he's been screwing a guy's wife, and he hides in the fridge when he hears someone coming up the stairs.
The THIRD guy was screwing a guy's wife, when he hears the guy's car pull up to the house. So he walks down the side stairs and is calmly walking away when this fridge falls on him...
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