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o14real · 07-18-2003, 07:42 PM

<div align="center">WHAT DOCTORS SAY, AND WHAT THEY'RE REALLY THINKING:

"This should be taken care of right away."
(I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.)

"Welllllll, what have we here...?"
(He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.)

"We have some good news and some bad news."
(The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.)

"Let's see how it develops."
(Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.)

"I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
(I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.)

"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
(I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.)

"That's quite a nasty looking wound."
(I think I'm going to throw up.)

"Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?"
(I'm stalling for time. Who are you and why are you here?)

"I'd like to run some more tests."
(I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.)

"Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves?" (You're crazier than an outhouse rat.)

"There is a lot of that going around."
(My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this.

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DEI37 · 07-19-2003, 05:49 AM

These are good. Probably somewhat true, too!

Regziever · 07-19-2003, 05:57 AM

Hehe... Verry interesting view into the medical mind..

TerresqueÜ · 07-19-2003, 12:52 PM

All too true I assume.

Mael · 07-19-2003, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by o14real
<div align="center">WHAT DOCTORS SAY, AND WHAT THEY'RE REALLY THINKING:

"This should be taken care of right away."
(I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.)

"We have some good news and some bad news."
(The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.)

i think i should become a doctor.

bastit · 07-19-2003, 11:27 PM

man, these are great,

hotzot · 07-28-2003, 05:01 PM

the sad thing is......IT"S ALL TRUE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

07-18-2003, 07:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
o14real Insane	WHAT DOCTORS SAY, AND WHAT THEY'RE REALLY THINKING: <div align="center">WHAT DOCTORS SAY, AND WHAT THEY'RE REALLY THINKING: "This should be taken care of right away." (I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.) "Welllllll, what have we here...?" (He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.) "We have some good news and some bad news." (The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.) "Let's see how it develops." (Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.) "I'd like to prescribe a new drug." (I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.) "If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call." (I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.) "That's quite a nasty looking wound." (I think I'm going to throw up.) "Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?" (I'm stalling for time. Who are you and why are you here?) "I'd like to run some more tests." (I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.) "Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves?" (You're crazier than an outhouse rat.) "There is a lot of that going around." (My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this. </div>

07-19-2003, 05:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	These are good. Probably somewhat true, too! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

07-19-2003, 05:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehe... Verry interesting view into the medical mind.. __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-19-2003, 12:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	All too true I assume. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-19-2003, 11:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
bastit Tilted Location: San Diego	man, these are great, __________________ Have you ever caught a fart in a cup then smelled it...uhh yeah me neither

07-28-2003, 05:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	the sad thing is......IT"S ALL TRUE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!