JadziaDax

'What are those knives doing in your car?' asked the officer.

'I juggle them in my act.'

Oh yeah?' says the cop. 'Let's see you do it.'

So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.

A guy driving by sees this and says, 'Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!'

Regziever

Lol... Good one.. Wouldn't want to be subjected to that test

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PayUp

the nerve of that cop

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cchris

Good on ya.

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Drider_it

better than them saying to a coke head .. walk that white line.. he would freak out and try and sniff the paint off the road..



good joke btw

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clifclav

Very Clever One. Thanks.
Reminds me of that bit in the Steve Martin movie, "The Man with Two Brains."

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