Joke of the Day - July 16
 

'What are those knives doing in your car?' asked the officer.

'I juggle them in my act.'

Oh yeah?' says the cop. 'Let's see you do it.'

So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.

A guy driving by sees this and says, 'Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!'

Lol... Good one.. Wouldn't want to be subjected to that test :D

the nerve of that cop

Good on ya.

better than them saying to a coke head .. walk that white line.. he would freak out and try and sniff the paint off the road..



good joke btw

Very Clever One. Thanks.
Reminds me of that bit in the Steve Martin movie, "The Man with Two Brains."