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03-09-2011, 03:30 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"Daddy, How Was I Born?"
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: "'You got Male!'"
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03-09-2011, 03:27 PM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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Philly, you have posted some groaners in my time here at TFP, but this one takes the cake.
Say it with me people... "GRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" (I still kinda giggled, shhhh don't tell philly)
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