uncle phil

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


"'You got Male!'"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Zeraph

Ahahahh. Being a computer nerd I totally laugh at this.

LordEden

Philly, you have posted some groaners in my time here at TFP, but this one takes the cake.

Say it with me people...

"GRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

(I still kinda giggled, shhhh don't tell philly)

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