Regziever

I don't know where this story originally came from but it's hillarious.


I was in the supermarket one day and made some
shopping. After i had payed i bumped into an old
girlfriend of mine, who had gotten married about
seven years ago, and her six year old son.
We started the regular chit chat and my wife came
over from the candy shop.
As i was the one who broke up with the woman
I was talking to she had never really gotten over
me and the rivalry between my wife and her was
obvious.

My little threeyear old girl, sitting in the shopping
cart streched out her arms to my wife and gave her
a loud kiss.

As my ex saw this something clicked in her and
she bent down to her son and said,
- Give your mom a big kiss!
The kid looked horrified and said,
- No!
- Come on, give me a kiss! She tried.
- No!
- Aww.. Come on!
- No!
- Why won't you give me a kiss? She asked a little
embarrased.
- I can't say, he mumbled.
- Aww.. come on, telll me.
- No!
- Tell me! Sha said, all of a sudden angry.
Then the kid screamed out loud so that it could
be heard all over the supermarket,
- 'Cause I saw you with dads penis in your mouth
this morning!

My ex walked out of that store read as a firetruck in
her face.

TerresqueÜ

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That was great!

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hahaha

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out of the mouths of babes.

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truly classic!

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cchris

Someone help me up.
That was great.

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DEI37

That was funny beyond funny! Thanks.

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mag7chris

that was priceless, i'm stil lauging 2 minutes later

Sleepyjack

very good

puddlesmilo

Good one

txstrosman

That's some damn funny shit, got me rollin on the floor!!!!, thanks

clifclav

hehehe. thanks

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thats classic

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Brewmaniac

Great joke! Thanks

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Hahahahaha

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txgirl

Brings to mind a my similar story...

Slims

What was the name of that cosby show? Something like children say the darndest things....

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tfpfreak

hahaha NICE

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