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In the supermarket!
I don't know where this story originally came from but it's hillarious.
I was in the supermarket one day and made some shopping. After i had payed i bumped into an old girlfriend of mine, who had gotten married about seven years ago, and her six year old son. We started the regular chit chat and my wife came over from the candy shop. As i was the one who broke up with the woman I was talking to she had never really gotten over me and the rivalry between my wife and her was obvious. My little threeyear old girl, sitting in the shopping cart streched out her arms to my wife and gave her a loud kiss. As my ex saw this something clicked in her and she bent down to her son and said, - Give your mom a big kiss! The kid looked horrified and said, - No! - Come on, give me a kiss! She tried. - No! - Aww.. Come on! - No! - Why won't you give me a kiss? She asked a little embarrased. - I can't say, he mumbled. - Aww.. come on, telll me. - No! - Tell me! Sha said, all of a sudden angry. Then the kid screamed out loud so that it could be heard all over the supermarket, - 'Cause I saw you with dads penis in your mouth this morning! My ex walked out of that store read as a firetruck in her face. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That was great! |
hahaha
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out of the mouths of babes.
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truly classic!
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Someone help me up.
That was great. |
That was funny beyond funny! Thanks.
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that was priceless, i'm stil lauging 2 minutes later
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very good :D
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Good one
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That's some damn funny shit, got me rollin on the floor!!!!, thanks
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hehehe. thanks
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thats classic
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:)
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Great joke! Thanks
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Hahahahaha
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You have to hear the truth from the drunk and children
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Brings to mind a my similar story...
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What was the name of that cosby show? Something like children say the darndest things....
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hahaha NICE
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