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icy_ca · 07-08-2003, 11:51 AM

A man was happily driving along in his car late one Saturday night when a cop pulled him over. The policeman walked up to him and asked, “Have you been drinking, sir?”

Confused, the man replied, “Why? Was I weaving all over the road?”

“No,” said the policeman. “You were driving splendidly. It was the incredibly ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away.”

loganmule · 07-08-2003, 02:19 PM

cute one

micah67 · 07-08-2003, 02:45 PM

ooooooh! ouch!

egorey · 07-08-2003, 09:18 PM

doh... hey.. a micah... ^^^

gringuito99 · 07-08-2003, 09:21 PM

Yowsa. good one

Shades · 07-10-2003, 06:01 PM

Ooooooooh SNAP!!!

GremlinDelirium · 07-10-2003, 09:50 PM

Slap!... oooo thats gotta hurt

Merlocke · 07-13-2003, 11:03 PM

Niiiice

rundmv · 07-14-2003, 06:41 AM

ha! good one

TerresqueÜ · 07-14-2003, 10:15 AM

Least he didn't have the chance to get home. He should thank that cop!

Slims · 07-28-2003, 08:27 PM

hahaha

07-08-2003, 11:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
icy_ca Insane Location: Steel Town, Ontario	DUI A man was happily driving along in his car late one Saturday night when a cop pulled him over. The policeman walked up to him and asked, “Have you been drinking, sir?” Confused, the man replied, “Why? Was I weaving all over the road?” “No,” said the policeman. “You were driving splendidly. It was the incredibly ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away.” __________________ After all is said and done, more is said than done.

07-08-2003, 02:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	ooooooh! ouch! __________________ ~micah

07-10-2003, 09:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	Slap!... oooo thats gotta hurt __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

07-13-2003, 11:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
Merlocke Location: Canada	Niiiice __________________ -=[ Merlocke ]=-

07-14-2003, 10:15 AM	#10 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Least he didn't have the chance to get home. He should thank that cop! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-08-2003, 02:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	cute one

07-08-2003, 09:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	doh... hey.. a micah... ^^^

07-08-2003, 09:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
gringuito99 Upright	Yowsa. good one

07-10-2003, 06:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
Shades Insane	Ooooooooh SNAP!!!

07-14-2003, 06:41 AM	#9 (permalink)
rundmv Insane	ha! good one

07-28-2003, 08:27 PM	#11 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	hahaha __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence