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icy_ca

07-08-2003 11:51 AM

DUI

A man was happily driving along in his car late one Saturday night when a cop pulled him over. The policeman walked up to him and asked, “Have you been drinking, sir?”

Confused, the man replied, “Why? Was I weaving all over the road?”

“No,” said the policeman. “You were driving splendidly. It was the incredibly ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away.”

loganmule

07-08-2003 02:19 PM

cute one

micah67

07-08-2003 02:45 PM

ooooooh! ouch!

egorey

07-08-2003 09:18 PM

doh... hey.. a micah... ^^^

gringuito99

07-08-2003 09:21 PM

Yowsa. good one

Shades

07-10-2003 06:01 PM

Ooooooooh SNAP!!!

GremlinDelirium

07-10-2003 09:50 PM

Slap!... oooo thats gotta hurt

Merlocke

07-13-2003 11:03 PM

Niiiice ;)

rundmv

07-14-2003 06:41 AM

ha! good one

TerresqueÜ

07-14-2003 10:15 AM

Least he didn't have the chance to get home. He should thank that cop!

Slims

07-28-2003 08:27 PM

hahaha

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