04-13-2009, 02:10 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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What A Coincidence
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!'
'What a coincidence!' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me so I'm celebrating!' 'This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!' says the woman. 'What a coincidence!' says the farmer as they clinked glasses, then asked, 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying for many years to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!' 'What a coincidence!' says the man, 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens have been infertile, but today they're finally laying eggs.' 'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?' 'I used a different cock,' he replied. The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence!'
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04-13-2009, 09:20 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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Favorite joke
So im sure theres probably a version on here somewhere, but its my favorite so it must be retold:
One evening this very average, almost boring man walk into an extremely posh bar. He takes a few moments to look around before he kind of saunters up to the bar. The bartender looks over, "What'll it be buddy?" The man looks around again and orders a beer. The bartender brings it over and the man says, "You know, i could have any woman in here i want!" The bartender kind of scoffs, he looks around at the wealthy dressed women, looks at this man whose slightly balding, very boring... very plain. "Oh yeah?" Hey says, "Whys that..."Obviously not believing him. The man leans close and the bartender moves closer to hear as the man whispers, "Because...I'm a rapist." |
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