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Favorite joke
So im sure theres probably a version on here somewhere, but its my favorite so it must be retold:
One evening this very average, almost boring man walk into an extremely posh bar. He takes a few moments to look around before he kind of saunters up to the bar. The bartender looks over,
"What'll it be buddy?"
The man looks around again and orders a beer. The bartender brings it over and the man says,
"You know, i could have any woman in here i want!"
The bartender kind of scoffs, he looks around at the wealthy dressed women, looks at this man whose slightly balding, very boring... very plain.
"Oh yeah?" Hey says, "Whys that..."Obviously not believing him.
The man leans close and the bartender moves closer to hear as the man whispers,
"Because...I'm a rapist."
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