Any line repeated more than 10 times on Saturday Night Live.

How bout just Saturday Night Live, and be done with it

Agreed that they have had a lot of stinkers, but I laughed until I cried at a couple of Andy Sandberg's skits, like so:


C'mon. Tell me you didn't laugh at that?

The Blue Collar Comedy Tour

After seeing food: "It looks good enough to eat!"

Spamming sound effects through your microphone in a game of Team Fortress 2.

When someone has a birthday on April 1st and someone says "Were you born as a joke."

This one can only be funny if you say it on the day the person is diagnosed with cancer.

Fart jokes in movies you've paid $10+ to see.

I won't even bother with SNL anymore because it's become so not funny for me ..

but uh, after 8 times, that jizz in my pants is still damn funny

I find the "Jizz In My Pants" video hilarious because TheJazz said it was totally like me.

And it's true. What could be funnier than the truth?!

so, what you're telling us is that you jizz in your pants when you open the window? :orly:

Talking food on TV commercials, terrified of being eaten by humans, e.g. the green and the red M&M's. I find talking food totally not funny.

:no:

Because, really, if a food was intelligent enough to talk, it would be totally wrong to eat it. (My kids, however, have found talking food, hilarious.)

I'm really sorry to say this but...


Geek/Fanboy humor...

CSPAN. CSPAN is never funny. It's sad.

Commenting on traffic when you have walked a short distance to somewhere/someone's house

Anything with "izzle" added to the end of it. I hate that.

Carlos Mencia. Forever and ever, amen.

I DID indeed laugh at that. That's one for SNL

+1 on this one

and anything that ever came out of Larry the Cable Slobs mouth

Sorry, but that one's not old yet. We still have lots of fun with it. :thumbsup:

Kathy Griffin.

racist jokes

White people whenever they claim they've got it bad.

better yet...


"thats what your mom said"

Breaking up with someone via Facebook.

Unless the victim isn't you and then it's hilarious.

Here are a few I get for being tall:

How's the air up there?
We all look up to you
The basketball coach must have loved you

The last one isn't something people say, but little kids love to walk between my legs. It happens everywhere!

Dane Cook, that Mencia fucktard, the Blue Comedy guys, all the roasts.

Victoria's Secret and the juvenile-looking happy-fun-time clothing they're putting out these days.

The Anti-Boner. The kind of stuff only Chris Hansen victims dig.

Stickin' it in her butt on accident.

You want to laugh, but DON'T YOU DARE

Bigot.

Agreed, it's not funny ... but why so apealing???

>>NSFW | LINK | NSFW<<

...and it isn't funny that people joke about that.

Crompsin.

That last one is supposed to go in the thread: "People That Are Not A Genius"

"Im not dead yet!" and "we are the knights that say nee!" said in crappy high pitched British accents. its funny when python says it. it's not funny when you say it.

Hemorrhoids, a sinus infection, or an abcessed tooth. Don't forget disco. OK disco is funny. Real funny.

2007 - Chinese Year of The Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia.

2008 - Chinese Year of the Horse - Equine Flu decimates Australian Horse Racing.

2009 - Chinese Year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills thousands of pigs and infects thousands of people, sometimes fatally around the world.

1010 - Chinese year of the cock - now what could possibly go wrong? ... :eek: ...Uh Oh ! ! !

Shell, that was funny!! :lol:

Got what bad?

No way sir. I'm a dialogue man and there is nothing better then a terrific play on words; especially when it's dismissed in the dialogue (ie: not set up with a rim-shot, just stated plainly). Super effective.

I'll add:

- Any thing that has to do with rednecks
- Newfie Jokes
- Jay Leno

I will say, knowing I'll get burned in the process, I don't think there is anything that comedy "can't touch". I know a lot of people see it as dismissive but I just see it as a venue for thought. It's kind of my nature to not adhere I guess; I don't really get "offended" or "sad" when something incendiary happens in the world.

I don't think that makes me a monster.

Going to San Antonio with someone who keeps asking if you remember the Alamo.