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Old 03-10-2009, 02:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 03-10-2009, 03:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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on occasions, when someone is off to the store, ill ask them to pick me up some blinker fluid.

sadly, this tricks more people than you would think.
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Old 03-11-2009, 08:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 03-11-2009, 08:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Back when i was in job corps there would always be a few dim bulbs. We often got new people to go around campus looking for left-handed screw drivers, as well as lightbulb repair kits.
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Old 03-12-2009, 04:24 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Back when i was in job corps there would always be a few dim bulbs. We often got new people to go around campus looking for left-handed screw drivers, as well as lightbulb repair kits.

Hahaha! When I was a young Marine, stationed at Marine Corps Air Station El Toro, CA, they tried something like that on me when I first got there. They told me to go get the keys to airplane #6.

I said, "ok" and walked out the door. Went to the rec center and played pinball for about 3 hours and finally went back. Told them I looked all over, but couldn't find the keys anywhere. Not a lot they could do to me, BTW.
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Old 03-12-2009, 04:39 PM   #6 (permalink)
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