Blonde 42
 

A blonde said, 'I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid...'

on occasions, when someone is off to the store, ill ask them to pick me up some blinker fluid.

sadly, this tricks more people than you would think.

Do not forget those muffler bearings!

Back when i was in job corps there would always be a few dim bulbs. We often got new people to go around campus looking for left-handed screw drivers, as well as lightbulb repair kits.

Hahaha! When I was a young Marine, stationed at Marine Corps Air Station El Toro, CA, they tried something like that on me when I first got there. They told me to go get the keys to airplane #6. :rolleyes:

I said, "ok" and walked out the door. Went to the rec center and played pinball for about 3 hours and finally went back. Told them I looked all over, but couldn't find the keys anywhere. :thumbsup: Not a lot they could do to me, BTW. :thumbsup::)

And, let's not forget the left-handed spanner!