mjby2

#1

Two medical students were walking along a street when they saw an old man walking towards them in what seemed to be great discomfort. The old guy was walking stiff legged with his legs spread apart and was sort of hunched over.

One student said that he though it was Petry’s Syndrome.The other student thought it was Zovitski’s Disease. Since they couldn’t agree, they decided to ask the old man.

They approached the old guy and said, “Sir, we’re medical students and couldn’t help but notice your unusual gait. We can’t agree on a diagnosis. Could you tell us what your condition is?”

The old man said, “I’ll tell you, but first you young Albert Schweitzers tell me what you think it is.”

The first student said that he thought that it was Petry’s Syndrome. The second student said that he thought it was Zovitski’s Disease.

The old man looks at them for a minute and says, “Well, you’re both wrong. I thought it was just a fart, but I was wrong too.”



#2

A nurse walks into a bank to make a deposit. She removes a rectal thermometer from behind her ear and tries to write with it. She stares at it for a few seconds in disbelief and says, “Dammit! Some asshole has my pen!”