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Old 02-13-2009, 02:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Religious War...Well, sort of.

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Old 02-13-2009, 03:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Now thats too too funny, I wonder if it ended there?
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Old 02-13-2009, 07:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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it's fake, of course, but damn funny.
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Old 02-14-2009, 12:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Ohh man, I really wish this was real.
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Old 02-14-2009, 01:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol, if it was real, i would find it hilarious, because I thought catholic people thought that animals don't have souls?
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Old 02-24-2009, 12:57 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I think it is supposed to go: Some animals have souls, which allows them to have emotions, and love. The "spirit" is actually what humans supposedly have sole (no pun) possession of, and that's what allows us to see the glory of God. How it got down to just souls and Heaven, I don't know. I've heard that in church, and I was raised catholic....YMMV

(that really was a pun)
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Even though it's fake, it still cracked me up. All rocks go to heaven. Awesome. I think I have a new catch phrase.
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
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