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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

Flinx

Now thats too too funny, I wonder if it ended there?

Ilow

it's fake, of course, but damn funny.

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"Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about"
--Sam Harris

Xerxys

Ohh man, I really wish this was real.

Coolyo

lol, if it was real, i would find it hilarious, because I thought catholic people thought that animals don't have souls?

Iliftrocks

I think it is supposed to go: Some animals have souls, which allows them to have emotions, and love. The "spirit" is actually what humans supposedly have sole (no pun) possession of, and that's what allows us to see the glory of God. How it got down to just souls and Heaven, I don't know. I've heard that in church, and I was raised catholic....YMMV

(that really was a pun)

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bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

DiffEng

Even though it's fake, it still cracked me up. All rocks go to heaven. Awesome. I think I have a new catch phrase.

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Plan for today:
1. Contemplate end of world
2. Build fort out of sofa

Plan9

Religion: causing more fights and killing more people than any other social construct yet!

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."