uncle phil

Some friends got together one evening for dinner. During the course of the evening, one woman asks, “Do you want to see my new tattoo?” So she proceeds to take off her jeans and show them a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh.

When they asked what made her decide on that for a tattoo, she said that the tattoo artist suggested it because if you put your ear to the seashell, you can also smell the ocean.

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Xerxys

Ohh Man.....