A Fish Story?
 

Some friends got together one evening for dinner. During the course of the evening, one woman asks, “Do you want to see my new tattoo?” So she proceeds to take off her jeans and show them a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh.

When they asked what made her decide on that for a tattoo, she said that the tattoo artist suggested it because if you put your ear to the seashell, you can also smell the ocean.

Ohh Man.....