Brewmaniac

A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're
white?"

His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember about
that party, you're lucky you don't bark!"

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

carrot glace

bark? whats she...?OMFG, that caught me off guard

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Daknjak

That last comment was funnier than the joke..LOL

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On a Mens room ceiling: "Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest."

gamefreak1398

hahha carrot glace basically got slapped in the face