Don't even go there!
 

A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're
white?"

His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember about
that party, you're lucky you don't bark!"

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bark? whats she...?OMFG, that caught me off guard

That last comment was funnier than the joke..LOL

hahha carrot glace basically got slapped in the face