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LittleOralAnnie · 07-01-2003, 06:58 AM

One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.

When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach the step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reaches back and unzipps her skirt a little.

She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reaches back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reaches back and unzips her skirt all the way.

Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifts up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrased the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus.

The girl turns around furiously and says, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!”

Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends.”

pta200 · 07-01-2003, 10:43 AM

hehehehehehe!

Lokus · 07-01-2003, 11:01 AM

Heh, that's good stuff.

Dengar · 07-01-2003, 12:00 PM

haha nice one

Aladdin_Stardus · 07-01-2003, 12:20 PM

Good times, good times

SaltPork · 07-01-2003, 12:44 PM

Very unexpected.

Flesh · 07-01-2003, 01:20 PM

PayUp · 07-01-2003, 03:13 PM

that was funny

microdot · 07-01-2003, 06:29 PM

Haha, typical of someone wearing a skintight miniskirt.

Ronin_Tiger · 07-03-2003, 12:36 AM

good one

rundmv · 07-03-2003, 11:35 AM

funny

oblar · 07-04-2003, 12:35 PM

hehe made me giggle.

Soda_BoB · 07-09-2003, 07:59 AM

hahah nice twist

Glory's Sun · 07-09-2003, 09:02 AM

good one.. wasn't expecting that

fizzledorf · 07-09-2003, 09:26 AM

i love old jokes you forget that show up here!

Amethyst · 07-09-2003, 04:43 PM

that was really funny!!!

Hydralisk · 07-09-2003, 06:28 PM

wasn't expecting that one

clifclav · 07-10-2003, 07:38 AM

good one. thanks

Turtlez5 · 07-10-2003, 12:26 PM

Lol good one.

BECskater609 · 07-10-2003, 12:45 PM

hahaha

MacGnG · 07-10-2003, 08:23 PM

HAHA
new to me

GremlinDelirium · 07-10-2003, 09:47 PM

Ha HA!... was she blonde? cause i think i would have known if i wasn't unzipping my own clothing

stankybcn1 · 07-10-2003, 11:10 PM

haha I like that one

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 07-14-2003, 06:57 PM

Good ole joke! He should have gone for a reach around!!

Glad

tfpfreak · 07-29-2003, 07:28 AM

NIce to meet you! haha good one

more fire · 07-29-2003, 08:51 AM

hahahaha

bryan2766 · 07-29-2003, 10:41 AM

hahah good one.

red_zinfandel8 · 07-29-2003, 01:57 PM

Happenned to me to, 'cept it was a guy

The.Lunatic · 07-29-2003, 03:01 PM

That ones, a water cooler joke for the guys tommorw

yankeefatboy · 07-29-2003, 03:13 PM

thanks for the good one. Taking that one to work next week.

wagw1 · 07-29-2003, 03:43 PM

haha good one.

Mantus · 07-29-2003, 03:45 PM

nice one

wiseguy1100 · 07-29-2003, 04:24 PM

nice..i like it!

Gortexfogg · 07-29-2003, 04:55 PM

Hahaha! Good one!

mikecc · 07-29-2003, 05:22 PM

Great post

viveleroi0 · 07-29-2003, 05:49 PM

how sad am I that the thought of a girl unzipping her miniskirt at a bus stop in a JOKE turns me on.

questone · 07-29-2003, 05:55 PM

Goodone

Same Guy · 07-29-2003, 06:03 PM

i think i've heard that one, but it made
me laugh all over again...
thanks, littleoralannie

DNS · 07-29-2003, 07:26 PM

Very funny.

fester · 07-29-2003, 07:37 PM

heh, good one

07-01-2003, 06:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
LittleOralAnnie Banned	Tight Skirt One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach the step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reaches back and unzipps her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reaches back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reaches back and unzips her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifts up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrased the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turns around furiously and says, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!” Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends.”

07-01-2003, 11:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
Lokus I can't think of a good title Location: East Bay Area, CA	Heh, that's good stuff. __________________ The black wind howls...

07-01-2003, 12:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Very unexpected. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

07-01-2003, 01:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	lol

07-01-2003, 03:13 PM	#8 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	that was funny __________________ Born to Lose.

07-01-2003, 10:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
pta200 Insane	hehehehehehe!

07-01-2003, 12:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dengar Crazy	haha nice one

07-01-2003, 12:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
Aladdin_Stardus Upright	Good times, good times

07-01-2003, 06:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	Haha, typical of someone wearing a skintight miniskirt.

07-03-2003, 12:36 AM	#10 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	good one __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....

07-04-2003, 12:35 PM	#12 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	hehe made me giggle. __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-09-2003, 07:59 AM	#13 (permalink)
Soda_BoB Psycho	hahah nice twist __________________ Just because you paranoid.don't mean they're not after you...- Kurt Cobain-Chopper Read Project Dolphin: Join the TFP Typing Team!

07-09-2003, 09:02 AM	#14 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	good one.. wasn't expecting that

07-09-2003, 09:26 AM	#15 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	i love old jokes you forget that show up here!

07-09-2003, 04:43 PM	#16 (permalink)
Amethyst Addict Location: Illinois	that was really funny!!!

07-10-2003, 07:38 AM	#18 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	good one. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

07-10-2003, 12:45 PM	#20 (permalink)
BECskater609 Upright	hahaha

07-10-2003, 08:23 PM	#21 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	HAHA new to me

07-10-2003, 11:10 PM	#23 (permalink)
stankybcn1 Junkie	haha I like that one __________________ I'll Throw You!

07-09-2003, 06:28 PM	#17 (permalink)
Hydralisk Upright	wasn't expecting that one

07-10-2003, 12:26 PM	#19 (permalink)
Turtlez5 Upright	Lol good one.

07-10-2003, 09:47 PM	#22 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	Ha HA!... was she blonde? cause i think i would have known if i wasn't unzipping my own clothing __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

07-14-2003, 06:57 PM	#24 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Good ole joke! He should have gone for a reach around!! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

07-29-2003, 07:28 AM	#25 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	NIce to meet you! haha good one __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

07-29-2003, 08:51 AM	#26 (permalink)
more fire Psycho Location: London	hahahaha

07-29-2003, 10:41 AM	#27 (permalink)
bryan2766 Crazy Location: East Tenn	hahah good one.

07-29-2003, 01:57 PM	#28 (permalink)
red_zinfandel8 Upright	Happenned to me to, 'cept it was a guy

07-29-2003, 03:01 PM	#29 (permalink)
The.Lunatic Psycho Location: Somewhere just beyond the realm of sanity...	That ones, a water cooler joke for the guys tommorw

07-29-2003, 03:13 PM	#30 (permalink)
yankeefatboy Addict Location: northern california	thanks for the good one. Taking that one to work next week.

07-29-2003, 03:43 PM	#31 (permalink)
wagw1 Upright	haha good one.

07-29-2003, 03:45 PM	#32 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	nice one

07-29-2003, 04:24 PM	#33 (permalink)
wiseguy1100 Crazy Location: IA	nice..i like it!

07-29-2003, 04:55 PM	#34 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hahaha! Good one!

07-29-2003, 05:22 PM	#35 (permalink)
mikecc Upright	Great post

07-29-2003, 05:49 PM	#36 (permalink)
viveleroi0 Psycho Location: Oregon	how sad am I that the thought of a girl unzipping her miniskirt at a bus stop in a JOKE turns me on. __________________ "It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care" - Homer Simpson

07-29-2003, 05:55 PM	#37 (permalink)
questone Crazy	Goodone

07-29-2003, 06:03 PM	#38 (permalink)
Same Guy Crazy Location: Hawaii	i think i've heard that one, but it made me laugh all over again... thanks, littleoralannie __________________ Thank you, come again.

07-29-2003, 07:26 PM	#39 (permalink)
DNS Upright	Very funny.

07-29-2003, 07:37 PM	#40 (permalink)
fester Freak!	heh, good one