Tight Skirt
 

One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.

When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach the step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reaches back and unzipps her skirt a little.

She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reaches back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reaches back and unzips her skirt all the way.

Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifts up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrased the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus.

The girl turns around furiously and says, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!”

Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends.”

hehehehehehe!

Heh, that's good stuff.

haha nice one

Good times, good times

Very unexpected.

lol

that was funny

Haha, typical of someone wearing a skintight miniskirt. ;)

good one

funny

hehe made me giggle.

hahah nice twist

:lol: good one.. wasn't expecting that

i love old jokes you forget that show up here!

that was really funny!!!

wasn't expecting that one

good one. thanks

Lol good one.

hahaha

HAHA
new to me :)

Ha HA!... was she blonde? cause i think i would have known if i wasn't unzipping my own clothing

haha I like that one

Good ole joke! He should have gone for a reach around!!

Glad

NIce to meet you! haha good one

hahahaha

hahah good one.

Happenned to me to, 'cept it was a guy

That ones, a water cooler joke for the guys tommorw :D

thanks for the good one. Taking that one to work next week.

haha good one.

nice one

nice..i like it!

Hahaha! Good one!

Great post

how sad am I that the thought of a girl unzipping her miniskirt at a bus stop in a JOKE turns me on.

Goodone

i think i've heard that one, but it made
me laugh all over again...
thanks, littleoralannie

Very funny.

heh, good one